google searches - I help out

I guess having the blog title I do (and a fair few references to my boobs) then I am bound to get some interesting Google searches...


show those boobs
baby, I have them out all the time. Just come over to my house... (it's funny that I no longer think of bosoms as sexual objects - possibly due to the fact that two babies are often attached to mine) but even when I see naked boobies on TV I think of breastfeeding and not any sexy things. Not that I used to think sexy things when I saw random boobs before, mind you.

porno candy names
Oh, like Milky Way? Turkish Delight? Cherry Ripe? Bounty? Top Deck?
Oh my... how dirty are some of those chocolates now that I think about it!?


coax with candy
Yep. This is that.


kids getting into vans with candy
Noooooooooo..... don't do it, kids, don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!


woman shooting ping pong ball out of her vagina
Speaking from experience, having a piece of banana shot at you from a vagina was a lot more exciting than a ping pong ball. Why? Because ping pong balls can bounce (and might touch your face or something) and banana cannot.


teased, coaxed, milked !!
Goodness!
I especially love the space between the words and the double exclamation mark !!


i want my nipples to show
Well, simple - if you pull up your top, they will.


pink macaroons
... and a million balloons and performing baboons... give it to me... now


seedy sex shop
Oh, aren't they all!?
Actually, they're not all seedy. Some are like sex supermarkets. However, once you've seen one, you've seen them all (pretty much).


OK, I need to stop stuffing around and go to bed.
xx