I'm bored

Here are 32 things I would like to achieve before my 32nd birthday (in 3 months and 4 days):

AKA: "CMON FOOL, you have two babies now and would be lucky if you get to do one of these things in the coming months!"

1) use my DSLR to take photos of my beautiful babies! I'm sorry dear camera, I suck.
2) wear a headband out in public (I'm all into headbands now)
3) go out for dinner. anywhere! (not my parents house though, that doesn't count)
4) find that bit of my tripod that's missing
5) go to the movies.
6) read a book.
7) watch the rest of "True Blood" s1
8) join Costco when it opens (god knows when that will be though) and then, when they don't sell that Paul Newman's spicy mango salsa I used to buy in Japanese Costco, I'll get really mad.
9) go to ikea and buy some crap
10) eat some (A LOT) of Rock-Lea-Road (rocky road from Darrell Lea)
11) Convince Stef it's actually called Rock-Lea-Road
12) sims3 (YEAH KEEP DREAMING BABY!) - insert mega sad face here
13) get a wedding band
14) go to bed at a decent hour (like I'm talking 9pm here people!)
15) teach Bobo some manners (ie: don't walk around yowling in the middle of the night)
16) find more blogs to read
17) ?
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ugh. I'm already bored of this.
In reality I will be lucky if I have a shower.